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Silence is Golden…


Silence is golden … but sometimes it is followed by buttock clenching horror

Product Description

Mrs B&B is well known for enjoying every silent moment that comes her way.  They are few and far between but they are golden.  Except for the time when she enjoyed a cup of tea and a biscuit in relative calm only to find that Boy, then two, had pooed behind his bedroom door and was swishing the door back and forth to create a beautiful poo arc on the cream carpet.

Oh, and then there was the time that Mrs B&B, took a moment to read three pages of her book to find that Boo, then 4, had created a masterpiece, worthy of an art gallery, using felt tips on the white wall of the hall, three days before moving house.

And, not forgetting the time that Mrs B&B had an unaccompanied trip to the toilet, three days after coming home from hospital with Boy.  She left Boo glued to Cbeebies, with Boy strapped securely in his baby seat.  When Mrs B&B returned from toilet she found Boy, sleeping soundly, on the carpet three feet away from his seat.

Oh … and …the time that Boo’s best friend gave her a haircut during a play-date …

As parents I’m sure we’ve all had them, golden moments of silence followed by buttock clenching horror as we discover what our delightful offspring have unleashed.


The wiffle waffle;

* This print is sold unframed and is posted in a strong card tube
* Framing is available (please see framing options)

* Gift wrapping available
* Exclusive to Boo & Boy
* Made in Yorkshire
* Mainland UK delivery cost
* Estimated delivery: 5-7 days
* International delivery available


Additional Information

Dimensions 210 x 297 mm

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