Parenting Expert. Not.

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Parenting Expert. Not.


Do your offspring leave you feeling you’ve failed on all counts? Just sometimes?

Product Description

This print was originally commissioned for a friend. Who is a parenting expert. She writes parenting books. She is also a very funny lady….

Before I had children I thought of myself as an expert.  Something of a Parenting Expert if the truth be told.  I knew exactly how I would parent and how my children would behave.

For instance, my children would NEVER hurl themselves on the floor in a supermarket, clutching a bag of sweets and having a tantrum because I said no. I’d never give my child a lick wash with a tissue I found at the bottom of my handbag. My children, when babies, would sleep soundly and I would be bright eyed and bushy tailed every morning. There would be none of this waking in the night nonsense. My children would eat everything, I certainly wouldn’t have a child who refused to let their individual food stuffs touch each on their plate.

So along came the offspring, and with it a large dose of reality.  I failed on all counts. I was never and am definitely NOT a parenting expert.

What about you? Do you know one, self-styled or otherwise? This might be perfect then…


The wiffle waffle;

* This print is sold unframed and is posted in a strong card tube
* Framing is available (please see framing options)

* This gift can be personalised
* Gift wrapping available

* Exclusive to Boo & Boy
* Made in Yorkshire
* Mainland UK delivery cost
* Estimated delivery: 5-7 days
* International delivery available


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